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Tugurlan says: / me polishes his phaser

Gogu Kaizer says: I am Data

Jean-Luc Picard says: change you name then

Tugurlan says: Ce misiune avem, capatine?

Tugurlan says: sa ucidem niste romulani fara onoare?

Geordi LaForgea says: asa

Tugurlan says: sau bem un butoi de blood wine??

Tugurlan says: aaa, sa murim glorios in lupta

Geordi LaForgea says: The engines are 45% working cap'n

Jean-Luc Picardea says: worf

Tugurlan says: Weapon systems standing by

Tugurlan says: yes, captain

Jean-Luc Picardea says: stop polishing your horns and get us in the romulan system

Geordi LaForgea says: right away

Gogu Kaizer says: i would like to buy a vowel!

Tugurlan says: that will be data, sir

Jean-Luc Picardea says: data!

Tugurlan says: i control weapons

Geordi LaForgea says: the warp factor is online

Gogu Kaizer says: sir,yes,sir!

Jean-Luc Picardea says: cat e cos de e la x?

Gogu Kaizer says: no it's not!

Geordi LaForgea says: up up and away

Gogu Kaizer says: what the...?!?

Jean-Luc Picardea says: integrala din cos de e la x?

Gogu Kaizer says: huh?

Tugurlan says: unkown ship in scanner range, cap'n

Jean-Luc Picardea says: data is the artist formerly known as gogu kaizer

Tugurlan says: what are your orders?

Geordi LaForgea says: it's not a ship

Jean-Luc Picardea says: pe romulani bajeti!

Geordi LaForgea says: it's big cow

Tugurlan says: yes

Jean-Luc Picardea says: pe aia cu urechile late, ca nu mai stiu cum ii cheama!

Gogu Kaizer says: ferengi

Geordi LaForgea says: someone should go out and milk it

Jean-Luc Picardea says: forgea!

Tugurlan says: i think, it's your mother, cap'n

Jean-Luc Picardea says: da`ti un restart

Geordi LaForgea says: yup?

Gogu Kaizer says: confirm that

Tugurlan says: flying through space...

Tugurlan says: photon torpedos armed and ready!

Jean-Luc Picardea says: data, fa`ne legatura cu romulengii

Tugurlan says: torpedos away

Geordi LaForgea says: where's the betazoid bitch?

Jean-Luc Picardea says: da` vezi sa fie pe connex

Tugurlan says: *huuuge explosion oh the screen

Jean-Luc Picardea says: ca n`avem bani de orange

Gogu Kaizer says: cap'n,do we still have that weed from the romulans cargo?

Tugurlan says: gizas, she was biig

Geordi LaForgea says: those aren't the torpedos worf

Jean-Luc Picardea says: data, u have no lungs

Jean-Luc Picardea says: but i do!

Tugurlan says: sir, i eliminated your mother

Jean-Luc Picardea says: bring the bitches, too

Tugurlan says: she is now in Sto Vo Kjor

Geordi LaForgea says: 2 to beam up cap'n

Jean-Luc Picardea says: Worf, you`ve been eating that romulan shit....

Geordi LaForgea says: ready...

Jean-Luc Picardea says: log out!