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Dude: Just for laughs, you should enter Tugurlan's email on penis enlargement websites, then blame it on the russian mafia!
He'll understand

Gogu Kaizer: muahahahaha
i said muahahahahah
that's what i've said
Dude: Are you crazy?
Are they all crazy in RO?

Dude: My parents used to chop chicken heads alive in front of me when I was a kid
They were preparing lunch
Gogu Kaizer: My father still does that
sometimes to my mother, but that's just a legend

Gogu Kaizer: we ordered shaworma and pizza
and some naked girls
Dude: You have naked girls on your pizzas? That's gross
I heard humans taste like pork, though...