- Romania is considered by most experts to be the Earth's epicenter of all known epic fail.
- Mircea Geoană, the social democratic candidate and former ambassador to Dumbfuckistan. He has been called a retard by his boss, Ion Iliescu.
- The Romanian word for business is bishnitza and no self respecting Romanian business man would ever miss a bribe.
- The country's main exports are gypsies and fail.
Favorite Pass times include:
- Beating the shit of of each other at soccer matches.
- Emigrating and once inside the foreign land, harassing the natives.
- Ask them about the King of Romania, Guţă.
- Become someone in the goverment and steal from them.
- Remind them they elected two of the most retarded people in Romanian Politics, Vadim Tudor (a anti-Hungarian psycho with territorial demands for Romania from all neighbouring countries) and Elena Băsescu (The president's daughter who used money from the Ministry of Tourism to pay for her EU parlament campaign; There was a lot of drama over this.)
- Cristian Tudor Popescu - Angry bald man who comes on talk shows and constantly bitches about how retarded Romanian politicians are.
- Puya - A gangsta rapper that went dark side. He now combines hip-hop with manele.
- Nicolae Guţă - Romania's greatest musician and intellectual. Invented the manele.
Cum ziceam, tot articolul e aici.